Alrighty. I am back. Ready for action, ready for speed, need for speed. Go fast, go slow, oh no, no! No slow, go for the trophy! Run, run as fast as you can, demon monkeys are gonna eat ya!!
No, I am not drunk, no, I am not on drugs (I am twelve, do you think a twelve year old can access such things that easily?).
I am just really jumpy today. And my mind is messed up, flustered and cluttered. So it's time to empty my silly brain onto one heck of a page. It's STRUCK BY RANDOM!! LEZZGO!
Alright, a topic, a topic...? Got one! Sock demons!! I thought about this everyday since the beginning of school. For my school you have to wear short, white socks. Well, I had a bunch. Let me emphasise the word 'had'. I never wore socks, just the ones that looked like shoes, so that you don't see the socks when you are actually wearing the shoes. Becoz I'm so fancay!!
And since I don't sweat much (even in this horrible, horrible heat), I wear one pair of socks each week. Ewwwww! You might say. But you don't understand the troubles of not being able to sweat much. After a week, I throw them into the laundry basket. And when the are SUPPOSED to arrive, neat and clean and their supposed colour, the come back as... as, as nothing at all. THEY ARE GONE. The only logical theory that I have is: SOCK DEMONS. They come into your house at night. Steal a pair of socks, and then they throw a portal grenade at the ground, teleporting them back to their world.
Speaking of other, weird creatures in other, strange worlds. Unicorns and pegasi. Or is it pegasusus.
"There is only one Pegasus. In Greek Mythology, Pegasus is a name, the winged horse that sprang form Medusa's blood. But if you mean pegasus, as in the creature, then (in my opinion) it's pegasi."
Famous quote by Nin, know by millions of brain cells that belong to Nin.
Wow, I'm lonely!
I've been thinking about this. Is it pegasi or pegasusus or pegasus' or Pegasus. Once you hear and see this word all over again, you might finally see how ridiculous that word is.
Bye,
Nin
OMG, I went to see if Google had any pictures of Sock Demons and look what I found. It's a hilarious article.
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